The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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