I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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