Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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