Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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