I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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