its not stalking. its research.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
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