just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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