Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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