Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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