a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
