So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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