I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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