She said her name was "party"
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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