I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Everything about him screamed your future.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Randomize
