Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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