I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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