Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
false alarm, still single
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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