How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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