i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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