Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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