drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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