Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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