My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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