I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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