Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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