Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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