No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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