the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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