I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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