just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Randomize
