I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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