I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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