Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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