i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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