we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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