Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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