He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You ate ashes out of my bong
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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