Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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