birth control should be required to get into college
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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