38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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