dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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