A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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