I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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