Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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