If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Help. Why am I so naked?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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