Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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