How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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