i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
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