Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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