awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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