Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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